Intro: A Fm A Fm A Fm I wrote this novel just for you A Fm It sounds pretentious but itʼs true A Fm I wrote this novel just for you A Thatʼs why itʼs vulgar Fm Thatʼs why itʼs blue C Fm And I say, thank you C Fm And I say, thank you A Fm I wrote this novel just for mom A Fm For all the mommy thing sheʼs done A Fm For all the time she showed me wrong A For all the time she sang Godʼs song C Fm And I say thank you mom C Fm Hello mom C Fm Thank you mom C Fm Hi mom A Fm I read a book about uncle Tom A Fm Where whitey bastard made a bomb A Fm But now Ebonics rule our song A Those motherfucker got it wrong Fm And I ask C Fm Who is uncle Tom? C Fm Who is uncle Tom? C Fm Who is uncle Tom? C Fm You are A Fm I read a book about thyself A Fm Said I should get expensive help A Fm Go fix my head, create some wealth A Put my neurosis on a shelf Fm But I donʼt care for myself C Fm I donʼt care for myself C Fm I donʼt care for myself C Fm I donʼt care A Fm I wrote this novel just for you A Fm Iʼm so pretentious,yes itʼs true A Fm I wrote this novel just for you A Just for you Fm Just for you
