Intro: G D#m G D#m G D#m I wrote this novel just for you G D#m It sounds pretentious but itʼs true G D#m I wrote this novel just for you G Thatʼs why itʼs vulgar D#m Thatʼs why itʼs blue A# D#m And I say, thank you A# D#m And I say, thank you G D#m I wrote this novel just for mom G D#m For all the mommy thing sheʼs done G D#m For all the time she showed me wrong G For all the time she sang Godʼs song A# D#m And I say thank you mom A# D#m Hello mom A# D#m Thank you mom A# D#m Hi mom G D#m I read a book about uncle Tom G D#m Where whitey bastard made a bomb G D#m But now Ebonics rule our song G Those motherfucker got it wrong D#m And I ask A# D#m Who is uncle Tom? A# D#m Who is uncle Tom? A# D#m Who is uncle Tom? A# D#m You are G D#m I read a book about thyself G D#m Said I should get expensive help G D#m Go fix my head, create some wealth G Put my neurosis on a shelf D#m But I donʼt care for myself A# D#m I donʼt care for myself A# D#m I donʼt care for myself A# D#m I donʼt care G D#m I wrote this novel just for you G D#m Iʼm so pretentious,yes itʼs true G D#m I wrote this novel just for you G Just for you D#m Just for you
