C
Hey there people Iʼm Bobby Brown
Am
They say Iʼm the cutest boy in town
Dm
My car is fast, my teeth are shiney
G
I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney
Here I am at a famous school
Iʼm dressing sharp and Iʼm acting cool
I got a cheerleader here, wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work and maybe later Iʼll rape her
F
Oh God I am the american dream
EmAm
I do not think Iʼm too extreme
DmG
And Iʼm a handsome son of a bitch
Iʼm gonna get a good job and be real rich
(get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job)
Womenʼs liberation
Came creeping all across the nation
I tell you people, I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddy
She made a little speach then
uuh, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess itʼs still hooked on but now it shoots too quick
Oh God I am the american dream
But now I smell like vaseline
Iʼm a miserable son of a bitch
Am I a boy or a lady, I donʼt know which
(I wonder, wonder, I wonder, wonder)
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but Iʼm still kinda cute
Got a job doing radio promo
And none of the jocks can even tell Iʼm a homo
Eventually me and a friend
Sort of drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
As long as I gets a little golden shower
Oh God, I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt ʼtill it makes me scream
And Iʼll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Fred"
F
Oh God, oh God, Iʼm so fantastic
EmAm
Thanks to Freddie, Iʼm a sexual spastic
FG
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, Iʼm going down
FG
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, Iʼm going down
