Intro: C G Am F x2 Verse: C G You booked the night train for a reason Am F So you could sit there in this hurt C G Bustling crowds or silent sleepers Am F Youʼre not sure which is worse Chorus: C G Because I dropped your hand while dancing Am Left you out there standing Crestfallen on the landing F Champagne problems C G Your momʼs ring in your pocket Am My picture in your wallet Your heart was glass, I dropped it F Champagne problems C G Am F Verse: C G You told your family for a reason Am F You couldnʼt keep it in C G Your sister splashed out on the bottle Am F Now no oneʼs celebrating Chorus: C G Dom Pérignon, you brought it Am No crowd of friends applauded Your hometown skeptics called it F Champagne problems C G You had a speech, youʼre speechless Am Love slipped beyond your reaches And I couldnʼt give a reason F Champagne problems C G Am F x2 Verse: C G Your Midas touch on the Chevy door Am November flush and your flannel cure "This dorm was once a madhouse" F I made a joke, "Well, itʼs made for me" C G How evergreen, our group of friends Am Donʼt think weʼll say that word again F And soon theyʼll have the nerve to deck the halls That we once walked through C One for the money, two for the show G I never was ready so I watch you go Am Sometimes you just donʼt know the answer F ʼTil someoneʼs on their knees and asks you C "She wouldʼve made such a lovely bride G What a shame sheʼs fucked in the head," they said Am But youʼll find the real thing instead F Sheʼll patch up your tapestry that I shred Chorus: C G And hold your hand while dancing Am Never leave you standing F Crestfallen on the landing With champagne problems C G Your momʼs ring in your pocket Am Her picture in your wallet You wonʼt remember all my F Champagne problems C G Am F Outro: C G Am You wonʼt remember all my F Champagne problems C G Am F C