Verse: E G#m I would give you the stars in the sky F# But theyʼre too far away E G#m If you were a hooker, youʼd know F# Iʼd be happy to pay E G#m If suddenly you were a guy F# Iʼd be suddenly gay Chorus: B E F# Cause my heart belongs to you B E F# My love is pure and true B E F# My heart belongs to you E But my cock is community property Verse: E G#m Youʼre the only girl that I like to screw F# When Iʼm not on the road E G#m When I come home, my dinnerʼs made F# And the front lawn is mowed E Iʼll kiss your mouth G#m F# Even after you swallow my load Chorus: B E F# Cause my heart belongs to you B E F# My love is pure and true B E F# My heart belongs to you E But my cock is community property Bridge: E B F# G#m E I wanna make it clear B F# So you retain it G#m E My dickʼs a free spirit E B F# And you canʼt restrain it Verse: E G#m I love you so much it hurts F# From my head to my feet E G#m I think of you and I canʼt F# Help but fondle my meat E G#m I see your face every time F# That I go out and cheat Chorus: B E F# Cause my heart belongs to you B E F# My love is pure and true B E F# My heart belongs to you E But my cock is community property