G# And if your heart stops beating D# Iʼll be here wondering Fm C# Did you get what you deserve? G# The ending of your life and if you get to heaven D# Iʼll be here waiting, babe Fm C# Did you get what you deserve? A#m The end, and if your life wont wait C# D# Then your heart canʼt take this G# D# Have you heard the news that youʼre dead? C# No one ever had much nice to say D# D#7 I think they never liked you anyway G# D# Oh take me from the hospital bed C# Wouldnʼt it be grand? It ainʼt exactly what you planned. D# And wouldnʼt it be great D# G# If we were dead? G# Ohh dead. G# Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish D# You never fell in love Fm C# Did you get what you deserve? G# The ending of your life G# And if you get to heaven D# Iʼll be here waiting, babe Fm C# Did you get what you deserve? A#m The end, and if your life wonʼt wait C# D# Then your heart canʼt take this G# D# Have you heard the news that youʼre dead? C# No one ever had much nice to say D# D#7 I think they never liked you anyway G# D# Oh take me from the hospital bed C# Wouldnʼt it be grand to take a pistol by the hand? D# And wouldnʼt it be great D# If we were dead? Bridge: A#m C# And in my honest observation A#m During this operation C# G# D# Found a complication in your heart A#m C# G# D# So long, ʼcause now youʼve got (now youʼve got) Fm Maybe just 2 weeks to live Fm D# Is that the most the both of you can give? G# D# Fm C# One, two, one two three four! G# LA LA LA LA LA! D# LA LA LA LA LA LA! C# D# LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! D# Well come on, G# LA LA LA LA LA! D# LA LA LA LA LA LA! C# D# LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! D# Oh motherfucker, G# If life ainʼt just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) D# Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!) C# If life ainʼt just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) D# Then why are we laughing? G# If life ainʼt just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) D# C# Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!) D# If life ainʼt just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) G# Then why Am I dead? G# DEAD!
