F# And if your heart stops beating C# Iʼll be here wondering D#m B Did you get what you deserve? F# The ending of your life and if you get to heaven C# Iʼll be here waiting, babe D#m B Did you get what you deserve? G#m The end, and if your life wont wait B C# Then your heart canʼt take this F# C# Have you heard the news that youʼre dead? B No one ever had much nice to say C# C#7 I think they never liked you anyway F# C# Oh take me from the hospital bed B Wouldnʼt it be grand? It ainʼt exactly what you planned. C# And wouldnʼt it be great C# F# If we were dead? F# Ohh dead. F# Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish C# You never fell in love D#m B Did you get what you deserve? F# The ending of your life F# And if you get to heaven C# Iʼll be here waiting, babe D#m B Did you get what you deserve? G#m The end, and if your life wonʼt wait B C# Then your heart canʼt take this F# C# Have you heard the news that youʼre dead? B No one ever had much nice to say C# C#7 I think they never liked you anyway F# C# Oh take me from the hospital bed B Wouldnʼt it be grand to take a pistol by the hand? C# And wouldnʼt it be great C# If we were dead? Bridge: G#m B And in my honest observation G#m During this operation B F# C# Found a complication in your heart G#m B F# C# So long, ʼcause now youʼve got (now youʼve got) D#m Maybe just 2 weeks to live D#m C# Is that the most the both of you can give? F# C# D#m B One, two, one two three four! F# LA LA LA LA LA! C# LA LA LA LA LA LA! B C# LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! C# Well come on, F# LA LA LA LA LA! C# LA LA LA LA LA LA! B C# LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! C# Oh motherfucker, F# If life ainʼt just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) C# Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!) B If life ainʼt just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) C# Then why are we laughing? F# If life ainʼt just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) C# B Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!) C# If life ainʼt just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!) F# Then why Am I dead? F# DEAD!
