Intro: D F#m Em A7 Verse: D F#m Heʼs pining for her in a people carrier Em A7 There might be buildings and pretty things to see like that but architecture wonʼt do D Although it might say a lot about the city or town F#m I donʼt care what theyʼve got keep on turning them down Em It donʼt say the funny things she does A7 D Donʼt even try and cheer him up because it just wonʼt happen D F#m Em A7 Verse: D F#m Heʼs got the feeling again, this time on the aeroplane Em A7 There might be teles in the back of the seats in front but Rodney and Del wonʼt do D Although it might take your mind off the aches and the pains F#m Laugh when he falls through the bar but youʼre feeling the same Em A7 ʼCause she isnʼt there to hold your hand, she wonʼt be waiting for you when you land Chorus: Bm G It feels like sheʼs just nowhere near Bm G You could well be out on your ear Bm E7 This thought comes closely followed by the fear G F#m A7 D And the thought of it makes you feel a bit ill D F#m Em A7 x2 Verse: D F#m Em Yesterday I saw a girl who looked like someone you might knock about with, A7 And almost shouted D F#m And then reality kicked in within us it seems as we become the winners Em A7 You lose a bit of summat, and half wonder if you won it at all Chorus: Bm G And donʼt say owt cos youʼve got no idea Bm G And sheʼs still nowhere near Bm E7 And the thought comes closely followed by the fear G F#m A7 And the thought of it makes you feel a bit ill Outro: D Em F#m G F#m Em Despair in the departure lounge, itʼs one and theyʼll still be around at three A7 No signal and low battery N.C. Whatʼs happened to me?