G Cm G Monday morning wake up knowing that youʼve got to go to school Cm G Tell your mum what to expect, she says itʼs right out of the blue Cm G Do you went to work in Debenhamʼs, because thatʼs what they expect Cm G# D# A# G# Start in Lingerie, and Doris is your supervisor G Cm G And the head said that you always were a queer one from the start Cm G For careers you say you went to be remembered for your art Cm G Your obsessions get you known throughout the school for being strange Cm G# D# Making life-size models of the Velvet Underground in clay G Cm G In the queue for lunch they take the piss, youʼve got no appetite Cm G And the rumour is you never go with boys and you are tight Cm G So they jab you with a fork, you drop the tray and go berserk Cm G# D# While your cleaning up the mess the teacherʼs looking up your skirt A# G# Youʼve been used, D# A# G# Are you calm? Settle down D# A# G# Write a song, Iʼll sing along G Soon you will know that you are sane G# Youʼre on top of the world again
