F# Bm F# Monday morning wake up knowing that youʼve got to go to school Bm F# Tell your mum what to expect, she says itʼs right out of the blue Bm F# Do you went to work in Debenhamʼs, because thatʼs what they expect Bm G D A G Start in Lingerie, and Doris is your supervisor F# Bm F# And the head said that you always were a queer one from the start Bm F# For careers you say you went to be remembered for your art Bm F# Your obsessions get you known throughout the school for being strange Bm G D Making life-size models of the Velvet Underground in clay F# Bm F# In the queue for lunch they take the piss, youʼve got no appetite Bm F# And the rumour is you never go with boys and you are tight Bm F# So they jab you with a fork, you drop the tray and go berserk Bm G D While your cleaning up the mess the teacherʼs looking up your skirt A G Youʼve been used, D A G Are you calm? Settle down D A G Write a song, Iʼll sing along F# Soon you will know that you are sane G Youʼre on top of the world again
