F A#m F Monday morning wake up knowing that youʼve got to go to school A#m F Tell your mum what to expect, she says itʼs right out of the blue A#m F Do you went to work in Debenhamʼs, because thatʼs what they expect A#m F# C# G# F# Start in Lingerie, and Doris is your supervisor F A#m F And the head said that you always were a queer one from the start A#m F For careers you say you went to be remembered for your art A#m F Your obsessions get you known throughout the school for being strange A#m F# C# Making life-size models of the Velvet Underground in clay F A#m F In the queue for lunch they take the piss, youʼve got no appetite A#m F And the rumour is you never go with boys and you are tight A#m F So they jab you with a fork, you drop the tray and go berserk A#m F# C# While your cleaning up the mess the teacherʼs looking up your skirt G# F# Youʼve been used, C# G# F# Are you calm? Settle down C# G# F# Write a song, Iʼll sing along F Soon you will know that you are sane F# Youʼre on top of the world again
