A# Gm Her green plastic wateringcan D# For her fake chinesrubber plant A# D# In the fake plastic earth. A# Gm That she bought from a rubber man D# In a town full of rubber plans A# D# To get rid of itself. Cm It wears her out A# Wears her out… A# Gm She lives with a broken man D# A cracked polystyremen A# D# Who just crumbles and burns. A# Gm He used to do surgery D# For girls in the eighties but A# D# Gravity always wins. Cm A# And it wears him out… A# Gm She looks like the real thing D# She tastes like the real thing, A# D# My fake plastic love. A# Gm But I can’t help the feeling D# I could blow through the ceiling A# D# If I just turn and run. Cm A# And it wears me out… Cm If I could be who you wanted… A# All the time.