G# Fm Her green plastic wateringcan C# For her fake chinesrubber plant G# C# In the fake plastic earth. G# Fm That she bought from a rubber man C# In a town full of rubber plans G# C# To get rid of itself. A#m It wears her out G# Wears her out… G# Fm She lives with a broken man C# A cracked polystyremen G# C# Who just crumbles and burns. G# Fm He used to do surgery C# For girls in the eighties but G# C# Gravity always wins. A#m G# And it wears him out… G# Fm She looks like the real thing C# She tastes like the real thing, G# C# My fake plastic love. G# Fm But I can’t help the feeling C# I could blow through the ceiling G# C# If I just turn and run. A#m G# And it wears me out… A#m If I could be who you wanted… G# All the time.