B Well iʼm not the kind to kiss and tell E B But Iʼve been seen with Farrah E B C# F# Iʼve never been with anything less than a nine, so fine E Iʼve been on fire with Sally Field B Gone fast with a girl named Bo C# F# But somehow they just donʼt end up as mine F# Itʼs a death defying life I lead E B Iʼll take my chances E B F# Iʼd die for living in the movies and T.V F# E B But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies C# F# Kiss some other guy while Iʼm bandaging my knee G#m I might fall from a tall buiding E I might roll a brand new car B A# G# F# Cos Iʼm the unknown stuntman F# E F# B Made Redford such a star B Iʼve never spent much time in school E B But Iʼve taught ladies plenty E B C# F# Itʼs true I hire my body out for pay, hey hey E Iʼve gotten burned over sheryl teagues B Blown up for Raquel Welch C# F# But when I wind up in the hay itʼs only hay, hey hey G#m I might jump an open drawbridge E Or Tarzan from a vine B A# G# F# Cos Iʼm the unknown stuntman F# E F# B Makes Eastwood look so fine