D Well iʼm not the kind to kiss and tell G D But Iʼve been seen with Farrah G D E A Iʼve never been with anything less than a nine, so fine G Iʼve been on fire with Sally Field D Gone fast with a girl named Bo E A But somehow they just donʼt end up as mine A Itʼs a death defying life I lead G D Iʼll take my chances G D A Iʼd die for living in the movies and T.V A G D But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies E A Kiss some other guy while Iʼm bandaging my knee Bm I might fall from a tall buiding G I might roll a brand new car D C# B A Cos Iʼm the unknown stuntman A G A D Made Redford such a star D Iʼve never spent much time in school G D But Iʼve taught ladies plenty G D E A Itʼs true I hire my body out for pay, hey hey G Iʼve gotten burned over sheryl teagues D Blown up for Raquel Welch E A But when I wind up in the hay itʼs only hay, hey hey Bm I might jump an open drawbridge G Or Tarzan from a vine D C# B A Cos Iʼm the unknown stuntman A G A D Makes Eastwood look so fine
