B E F# B Did you ever stop to think about what rats do for fun? B E F# B Sure they crawl around and scurry and theyre always on the run B E F# B But a rat sure likes a good time, just like you and me B E F# B Ill prove it with a tale about a rat-infested brewery B E F# B It started with a little lad named Vermin McCann B E F# B Who fell upon a drink that made him feel like quite a man B E F# B He rounded up his furry boys, the some were around B E F# B They quickly changed their tune and Slammed a couple down! Chorus: B E F# B Come on all you good rats, weʼll send you to heaven, B E F# B Youʼll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam B E F# B ʼCuz in these vats youʼve made quite a creation B E F# B A potion that turns the guiness to gold!