Verse:
C G
Itʼs Xmas Eve and Iʼve only wrapped two fuckinʼ presents
C G
Itʼs Xmas Eve and Iʼve only wrapped two fuckinʼ presents
A
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
F7
I hate, hate, hate your guts
C G F7
And Iʼll never talk to you again
Chorus:
G
Unless your Dad will suck me off
C G F7
Iʼll never talk to you again.
Unless your mom will touch my cock
C G F7
Iʼll never talk to you again.
Ejaculate into a sock
C G F7
Iʼll never talk to you again
G C
Iʼll never talk to you again
Verse:
C G
Itʼs Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckinʼ hotdogs
C G
Itʼs Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckinʼ hotdogs
A
And he shit, shit, shit his pants
F7
Heʼs always fuckinʼ shitin his pants
C G F7
And Iʼll never talk to you again
Chorus.
