Verse:
A# F
Itʼs Xmas Eve and Iʼve only wrapped two fuckinʼ presents
A# F
Itʼs Xmas Eve and Iʼve only wrapped two fuckinʼ presents
G
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
D#7
I hate, hate, hate your guts
A# F D#7
And Iʼll never talk to you again
Chorus:
F
Unless your Dad will suck me off
A# F D#7
Iʼll never talk to you again.
Unless your mom will touch my cock
A# F D#7
Iʼll never talk to you again.
Ejaculate into a sock
A# F D#7
Iʼll never talk to you again
F A#
Iʼll never talk to you again
Verse:
A# F
Itʼs Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckinʼ hotdogs
A# F
Itʼs Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckinʼ hotdogs
G
And he shit, shit, shit his pants
D#7
Heʼs always fuckinʼ shitin his pants
A# F D#7
And Iʼll never talk to you again
Chorus.
