Ab Cm Itʼs happy hour again Db D# I think I might be happy if I wasnʼt out with them Ab Cm And theyʼre happy, itʼs a lovely place to be Db D# Ab Happy that the bar is where the barman is a she Ab Where the haircuts smile And the meaning of style D# Is a night out with the boss Ab Where you win or you lose And itʼs them who choose D# And if you donʼt win then youʼve lost. Ab What a good place to be Cm Donʼt believe it Db ʼCause they speak a different language D# Ab And itʼs never really happened to me Cm Donʼt believe it Db ʼCause they speak a different language D# Ab Cm Db D# And itʼs never been happy to me. Ab Cm Itʼs another night out with the boss Db D# Following in footsteps overgrown in moss Ab Cm And they tell me that women grow on trees Db D# Ab And if you catch them right they will land upon their knees Ab Where they open all their wallets And they close all their minds D# And they love to buy you all a drink Ab And then we ask all the questions And you take all your clothes off D# And go back to the kitchen sink Ab What a good place to be Cm Donʼt believe it Db ʼCause they speak a different language D# Ab And itʼs never really happened to me Cm Donʼt believe it Db ʼCause they speak a different language D# Ab Cm Db D# And itʼs never been happy to me.