A C#m Itʼs happy hour again D E I think I might be happy if I wasnʼt out with them A C#m And theyʼre happy, itʼs a lovely place to be D E A Happy that the bar is where the barman is a she A Where the haircuts smile And the meaning of style E Is a night out with the boss A Where you win or you lose And itʼs them who choose E And if you donʼt win then youʼve lost. A What a good place to be C#m Donʼt believe it D ʼCause they speak a different language E A And itʼs never really happened to me C#m Donʼt believe it D ʼCause they speak a different language E A C#m D E And itʼs never been happy to me. A C#m Itʼs another night out with the boss D E Following in footsteps overgrown in moss A C#m And they tell me that women grow on trees D E A And if you catch them right they will land upon their knees A Where they open all their wallets And they close all their minds E And they love to buy you all a drink A And then we ask all the questions And you take all your clothes off E And go back to the kitchen sink A What a good place to be C#m Donʼt believe it D ʼCause they speak a different language E A And itʼs never really happened to me C#m Donʼt believe it D ʼCause they speak a different language E A C#m D E And itʼs never been happy to me.