Verse:
CEm
I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater
Am
You said it looked better on me than it did you
F
Only if you knew, how much I liked you
Fm
But I watch your eyes as she
Pre-chorus:
C
Walks by
EmAm
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
FFm
Sheʼs got you mesmerized while I die
Chorus:
C
Why would you ever kiss me?
Em
Iʼm not even half as pretty
Am
You gave her your sweater, itʼs just polyester
F
But you like her better
Fm
Wish I were Heather
Verse:
C
Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
Em
Put your arm ʼround her shoulder, now Iʼm getting colder
Am
But how could I hate her? Sheʼs such an angel
FFm
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
Pre-chorus:
C
Walks by
EmAm
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
FFm
Sheʼs got you mesmerized while I die
Chorus:
C
Why would you ever kiss me?
Em
Iʼm not even half as pretty
Am
You gave her your sweater, itʼs just polyester
F
But you like her better
Fm
Wish I were Heather
Bridge:
CEm
Ooh, Wish I were Heather
AmFFm
Ooh Wish I were Heather
Chorus:
C
Why would you ever kiss me?
Em
Iʼm not even half as pretty
Am
You gave her your sweater, itʼs just polyester
F
But you like her better
Fm
Wish I were