D# A# I wouldnʼt be so alone F7 Gm The they knew my name in every home D# A# Kevin Spacey would call on the phone Cm G# But Iʼd be too busy D# A# Come back to the old ville and dine F7 Gm Cameron Diaz give me a sign D# A# Iʼd make you smile all the time G# Fm Cm C Your conversation would compliment mine C# G# D# I will talk and Hollywood will listen C# G# D# See them bow and my every word C# C Fm D# C# Mr Spielberg look just what youʼre missing G# F# Doesnʼt that seem a little obsurd A#m Bow at my every word D# A# F7 Gm D# A# Cm G# D# A# Buy up the rights to my book F7 Gm Live on a ranch from what the box office took D# A# Iʼll go and visit the set G# Theyʼll call me their saviour D# A# All the peoples will scorn celebrity F7 Gm Lives on the moon D# A# But, Iʼll be back home in June Cm C To promote the sequel C# G# D# I will talk and Hollywood will listen C# G# D# See them bow and my every word C# C Fm D# C# Mr. Spielberg look just what youʼre missing G# F# Doesnʼt that seem a little obsurd A#m Bow at my every word