Verse:
Am
Oh, well imagine, as Iʼm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
Dm
and I canʼt help but to hear, no I canʼt help but to hear
F
an exchanging of words:
Am
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says
Am
a bridesmaid to a waiter.
Dm
"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groomʼs bride
F
is a whore."
Chorus:
AmDm
Iʼd chime in with a "Havenʼt you people ever heard of closing
G
a goddamn door?!"
AmDmF
No, itʼs much better to face these kinds of things with a sense
G
of poise and rationality.
AmDm
Iʼd chime in, "Havenʼt you people ever heard of closing
FG
a goddamn door?!"
AmDm
No, itʼs much better to face these kinds of things
FG
with a sense of...
Verse:
Am
Well in fact, well Iʼll look at it this way, I mean
Dm
technically our marriage is saved
F
Well this calls for, a toast so, pour the champagne
Am
Oh! Well in fact, well Iʼll look at it this way,
Dm
I mean technically our marriage is saved
F
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne,
F
pour the champagne
Chorus:
AmDmF
Iʼd chime in with a "Havenʼt you people ever heard of
G
closing a goddamn door?!"
AmDmF
No, itʼs much better to face these kinds of things
G
with a sense of, poise and rationality
AmFG
Again...
AmDm
Iʼd chime in "Havenʼt you people ever heard of closing
G
a goddamn door?!"
AmDm
No, itʼs much better to face these kinds of things with
FG
a sense of poise and rationality.
AmDm
Iʼd chime in, "Havenʼt you people ever heard of closing
FG
a goddamn door?!"
AmDm
No, itʼs much better to face these kinds of things
FG
with a sense of, poise and rationality.
AmFG
Again...