Intro: Dm Dm When the outside temperature rises Em7 And the meaning is oh so clear Dm One thousand and one yellow daffodils Em7 Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear F#7 Are they trying to tell you something G Youʼre missing that one final screw F#7 Youʼre simply not in the pink my dear G To be honest you havenʼt got a clue A9 A7 A9 A7 D Dm Em7 Iʼm going slightly mad D Dm Em7 Iʼm going slightly mad F It finally happened – happened Em It finally happened - ooh oh F It finally happened Iʼm slightly mad Dm Oh dear Dm Iʼm one card short of a full deck Em7 Iʼm not quite the shilling Dm One wave short of a shipwreck Em7 Iʼm not my usual top billing F#7 Iʼm coming down with a fever G Iʼm really out to sea F#7 This kettle is boiling over G I think iʼm a banana tree Dm Oh dear A9 A7 A9 A7 D Dm Em7 Iʼm going slightly mad D Dm Em7 Iʼm going slightly mad F It finally happened – happened Em It finally happened - ooh oh F It finally happened Iʼm slightly mad Dm Oh dear Solo: Gm7 Dm D Dm7 Em7 D Dm Em7 F Em F Gm7 F#7 Iʼm knitting with only one needle G Unravelling fast itʼs true F#7 Iʼm driving only three wheels these days G But my dear how about you A9 A7 B9 B7 E Em F#m7 Iʼm going slightly mad E Em F#m7 Iʼm going slightly mad G It finally happened F#m It finally happened - ooh yes G It finally happened Iʼm slightly mad Just very slightly mad Am And there you have it