Verse: G Well, itʼs 2:45pm B C Wake up from snoring, open DMs G Can of Red Bull by the bed B C Vape is charged, Snapchat’s read G B C Whatʼs popping? G B C Whatʼs popping? G She’s beauty, sheʼs grace B C She has a profile picture of an anime girlʼs face G Just a single message more B C A Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord Pre-chorus: C I wanna be the guy B A That you fall asleep on call with C Iʼll make you forget B A Every guy that came before me C ʼCause I like you B A And you like my attention C Letʼs skip to the good bit D Letʼs consummate our internet connection Chorus: G Iʼm in love with an G I’m in love with an B I’m in love with an C With an e-girl G Iʼm in love with an G I’m in love with an B Iʼm in love with an C With an e-girl Verse: G Mum took away my PS4 B C So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall G Iʼm not aggressive B C I just ooze masculine passion G Did you know Iʼve also got depression? B C I’m self-diagnosed, thought I should mention G B C A I thought you could be the one to fix me Pre-chorus: C I wanna be the girl B A That you fall asleep on call with C Meanwhile Iʼll B A Find other people to talk with C ʼCause you like me B A And I think youʼre a maniac C Letʼs skip to the good bit D Letʼs completely block all contact Chorus: G Iʼm in love with an G Iʼm in love with an B Iʼm in love with an C With an e-girl G Iʼm in love with an G Iʼm in love with an B Iʼm in love with an C With an e-girl Bridge: G Mum took away my PS4 B C Iʼve said it so many times before G B C How can I live on if I keep on collecting G These every little slights and insurrections B C Constant pain in every dimension G My body weeps B C A Disbelief heads suspensions Outro: C I wanna be the guy B A That you find stalking your affections C Your social media scoured B A You seek police interventions C Cause I base my B A Ideals on obsessive media N.C. Maybe if I act like them Youʼll respond to my DMs