G C I havenʼt cried baby since I learned to talk G D Havenʼt fallen down since I learned to walk Am G And I donʼt get bored watching the tube Am G F Em D And I never had a rock in my shoe G C And if I tried baby, would you mess me ʼround? G Dm Would we both get bored by the simple sound Am G Sorry about dropping that lude Am G F Em It just seemed like the best thing to do Bm C Itʼs all true Bm C I got me Bm Em Sheʼs got you D And we got time to share a few G C You never get me down when Iʼm feeling blue G Dm When I tell you lies you wonʼt believe theyʼre true Am G Now I really should be on my way Am G F Em Think Iʼm gonna stick around all day Bm C Itʼs all true Bm C I got me Bm Em Sheʼs got you D And we got time to share a few Em A D x2 Em A Sheʼs so ---- with her exacto knife D Sheʼs gonna take her life Em A D C G C I donʼt wake up with a sudden start G Dm With some empty arms and a broken heart Am G And I donʼt get bored watching the tube.