Em C Last night something pretty bad happened G We lost a friend, D All shocked and broken C G Shut down exploded Jeddy 3 is what we first called him Then it was Jed, But Jedʼs systemʼs dead Therefore so is Jed We assembled him in the kitchen From out of this and, From out of that and, Whatever was at hand When we were finished Jed we were so proud We celebrated We congratulated At what weʼd created Jed could run or walk sing or talk and Compile thoughts and Solve lots of problems We learned so much from him A couple of years went by and something happened We gave Jed less attention, We had new inventions We left for a convention Jed had found our booze and drank every drop He fizzled and popped, He rattled and knocked And finally he just stopped.
