Me, You and Steve - Garfunkel and Oates, ukulele chords

Published: 2022-08-28 15:03
Selection chords: Sarah Harris

Intro: Am F C G G

Am                        F
Candlelight and moonlight all around us,
  C              G
I look into your eyes.
    Am                F
You hold my hand underneath the table
C              G               Am
And I canʼt disguise the way I feel.

            F                 C
I couldʼve wished a thousand wishes
     G                    Am
For this night; I canʼt believe
                  F              C
That itʼs finally me and you and you and me,
  G                       C
Just us. And your friend Steve.

         G             C
Do-do-do do-do-do do, Steve.
          G           Am
Do-do-do do-do-do do, leave!
                     F
Whatʼs the deal with your friend Steve?
 C             G
Hey. Howʼs it going?

    Am                          F
You took me out for waffles and to the movies,
      C            G
I was hoping for romance.
   Am                   F
You even took me to the Mexican Circus,
   C                   G             Am
I thought there was a chance weʼd be alone.

           F                 C
I couldʼve wished a thousand wishes
     G           Am
For Steve to disappear.
         F                    C
What the fuckʼs your fucking problem?
  G             C
Whyʼs he always here?

         G             C
Do-do-do do-do-do do, Steve.
          G           Am
Do-do-do do-do-do do, go away!
                     F
Whatʼs the deal with your friend Steve?
 C             G
Hey, howʼs it going?

     Am               G
Itʼs not that I donʼt like your friend.
    C                   F
But how many hours with him can you spend?
        Am                 G
And itʼs not that I donʼt think heʼs great
        C              G             F       C
but itʼs only you. Only you. I wanna fellate.

Am                        F
Are you gay for Steve? I think you may be
     C              G
and that would be alright.
    Am                    F
But let a bitch know just what your steez is
      C     G                Am
so I know if I should shave tonight.

           F                 C
I couldʼve wished a thousand wishes
         G              Am
ʼcause I like to be with you.
                   F              C
But if itʼs always me and you and your friend Steve
        G
thereʼs nothing I can...

         G             C
Do-do-do do-do-do do, Steve.
          G           Am
Do-do-do do-do-do do, seriously?
                     F
Whatʼs the deal with your friend Steve?
 C             G
Hey, howʼs it--?

C
Steve.