Intro: N.C. (Drums) D D E7 E7 Dm Dm E7 E7 Verse: Dm You know Iʼm impatient E7 So why would you leave me waiting outside the station? Dm When it was like minus 4 degrees and I I get what youʼre saying E7 I just really donʼt want to hear it right now Dm Can you shut up for like once in your life? Listen to me E7 I took your nice words of advice about How you think Iʼm gonna die Lucky if I turned 33 Dm Okay, so yeah, I smoke like a chimney Iʼm not skinny and I pull a Britney E7 Every other week But cut me some slack Dm Who Do you want me to be? Chorus: Dm ʼCause Iʼm too messy E7 And then Iʼm too fucking clean You told me, "Get a job" Dm And you ask where the hell Iʼve been And Iʼm too perfect E7 ʼTil I open my big mouth I want to be me Dm Is that not allowed? And Iʼm too clever E7 And then Iʼm too fucking dumb You hate it when I cry Dm Unless itʼs that time of the month And Iʼm too perfect E7 ʼTil I show you that Iʼm not A thousand people I could be for you Dm And you hate the fucking lot E7 You hate the fucking lot Dm You hate the fucking lot E7 E7 Hey, hey Verse: D Itʼs taking you ages E7 You still donʼt get the hint Iʼm not asking for pages But one text or two would be nice D And please, donʼt pull those faces E7 When Iʼve, I working like every day D Itʼs just one bottle of wine or two But hey, you canʼt even talk E7 You smoke weed just to help you sleep Then why youʼre out getting stoned at 4 oʼclock D And then you come home to me And donʼt say hello E7 ʼCause I got high again Dm And forgot to fold my clothes....clothes Chorus: Dm ʼCause Iʼm too messy E7 And then Iʼm too fucking clean You told me, "Get a job" Dm And you ask where the hell Iʼve been And Iʼm too perfect E7 ʼTil I open my big mouth I want to be me Dm Is that not allowed? And Iʼm too clever E7 And then Iʼm too fucking dumb You hate it when I cry Dm Unless itʼs that time of the month And Iʼm too perfect E7 ʼTil I show you that Iʼm not A thousand people I could be for you Dm And you hate the fucking lot E7 You hate the fucking lot Dm You hate the fucking lot Dm Dm E7 E7 Dm Dm E7 E7 Dm Dm E7 E7 Oh-oh ohh Chorus: Dm ʼCause Iʼm too messy E7 And then Iʼm too fucking clean You told me, "Get a job" Dm And you ask where the hell Iʼve been And Iʼm too perfect E7 ʼTil I open my big mouth I want to be me Dm Is that not allowed? And Iʼm too clever E7 And then Iʼm too fucking dumb You hate it when I cry Dm Unless itʼs that time of the month And Iʼm too perfect E7 ʼTil I show you that Iʼm not A thousand people I could be for you Dm And you hate the fucking lot E7 You hate the fucking lot Dm You hate the fucking lot Outro: D E7 You hate the fucking lot Dm You hate the fucking lot
