G#m7 C# G#m7 B C# G#m7 G#m7 F# G#m7 Verse: G#m7 C# Now look at them yo-yoʼs thatʼs the way you do it G#m7 B C# You play the guitar on the M.T.V. G#m7 That ainʼt workinʼ thatʼs the way you do it F# G#m7 Money for nothinʼ and chicks for free G#m7 C# Now that ainʼt workinʼ thatʼs the way you do it G#m7 B C# Lemme tell ya them guys ainʼt dumb G#m7 Maybe get a blister on your little finger F# G#m7 Maybe get a blister on your thumb Bridge: E B We gotta install microwave ovens E F# Custom kitchen deliveries G#m7 We gotta move these refrigerators C# D# F7 We gotta move these colour TVʼs Verse: G#m7 C# See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup G#m7 B C# Yeah buddy thatʼs his own hair G#m7 That little faggot got his own jet airplane F# G#m7 That little faggot heʼs a millionaire G#m7 C# I shouldda learned to play the guitar G#m7 B C# I shouldda learned to play them drums G#m7 Look at that mama, sheʼs got it stickinʼ in the camera F# C# Man we could have some fun G#m7 C# And heʼs up there, whatʼs that? Hawaiian noises? G#m7 B C# Banginʼ on the bongoes like a chimpanzee G#m7 That ainʼt workinʼ thatʼs the way you do it F# G#m7 Get your money for nothinʼ and chicks for free G#m7 C# Now that ainʼt workinʼ thatʼs the way you do it G#m7 B C# You play the guitar on the M.T.V. G#m7 That ainʼt workinʼ thatʼs the way you do it F# G#m7 Money for nothinʼ and your chicks for free G#m7 C# G#m7 B C# Money for nothinʼ chicks for free G#m7 F# G#m7 Money for nothinʼ chicks for free