Gm7 C Gm7 Bb C Gm7 Gm7 F Gm7 Verse: Gm7 C Now look at them yo-yoʼs thatʼs the way you do it Gm7 Bb C You play the guitar on the M.T.V. Gm7 That ainʼt workinʼ thatʼs the way you do it F Gm7 Money for nothinʼ and chicks for free Gm7 C Now that ainʼt workinʼ thatʼs the way you do it Gm7 Bb C Lemme tell ya them guys ainʼt dumb Gm7 Maybe get a blister on your little finger F Gm7 Maybe get a blister on your thumb Bridge: Eb Bb We gotta install microwave ovens Eb F Custom kitchen deliveries Gm7 We gotta move these refrigerators C D E7 We gotta move these colour TVʼs Verse: Gm7 C See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup Gm7 Bb C Yeah buddy thatʼs his own hair Gm7 That little faggot got his own jet airplane F Gm7 That little faggot heʼs a millionaire Gm7 C I shouldda learned to play the guitar Gm7 Bb C I shouldda learned to play them drums Gm7 Look at that mama, sheʼs got it stickinʼ in the camera F C Man we could have some fun Gm7 C And heʼs up there, whatʼs that? Hawaiian noises? Gm7 Bb C Banginʼ on the bongoes like a chimpanzee Gm7 That ainʼt workinʼ thatʼs the way you do it F Gm7 Get your money for nothinʼ and chicks for free Gm7 C Now that ainʼt workinʼ thatʼs the way you do it Gm7 Bb C You play the guitar on the M.T.V. Gm7 That ainʼt workinʼ thatʼs the way you do it F Gm7 Money for nothinʼ and your chicks for free Gm7 C Gm7 Bb C Money for nothinʼ chicks for free Gm7 F Gm7 Money for nothinʼ chicks for free
