F#m7 B F#m7 A B F#m7 F#m7 E F#m7 Verse: F#m7 B Now look at them yo-yoʼs thatʼs the way you do it F#m7 A B You play the guitar on the M.T.V. F#m7 That ainʼt workinʼ thatʼs the way you do it E F#m7 Money for nothinʼ and chicks for free F#m7 B Now that ainʼt workinʼ thatʼs the way you do it F#m7 A B Lemme tell ya them guys ainʼt dumb F#m7 Maybe get a blister on your little finger E F#m7 Maybe get a blister on your thumb Bridge: D A We gotta install microwave ovens D E Custom kitchen deliveries F#m7 We gotta move these refrigerators B C# D#7 We gotta move these colour TVʼs Verse: F#m7 B See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup F#m7 A B Yeah buddy thatʼs his own hair F#m7 That little faggot got his own jet airplane E F#m7 That little faggot heʼs a millionaire F#m7 B I shouldda learned to play the guitar F#m7 A B I shouldda learned to play them drums F#m7 Look at that mama, sheʼs got it stickinʼ in the camera E B Man we could have some fun F#m7 B And heʼs up there, whatʼs that? Hawaiian noises? F#m7 A B Banginʼ on the bongoes like a chimpanzee F#m7 That ainʼt workinʼ thatʼs the way you do it E F#m7 Get your money for nothinʼ and chicks for free F#m7 B Now that ainʼt workinʼ thatʼs the way you do it F#m7 A B You play the guitar on the M.T.V. F#m7 That ainʼt workinʼ thatʼs the way you do it E F#m7 Money for nothinʼ and your chicks for free F#m7 B F#m7 A B Money for nothinʼ chicks for free F#m7 E F#m7 Money for nothinʼ chicks for free