G# A#m
Here he comes - Motherʼs Pride
G# A#m
With the first ever satchel she bought him swinging by his side
G# A#m
Here he comes Motherʼs Pride
G# A#m
With a headful of ʼget your laces tiedʼ and ʼwoe betideʼ
F# C#
With a yearʼs supply of sandwiches and fairy cakes
F# C#
That she provides for him to eat at dinner breaks
F# A#m G#
Itʼs no suprise at all, at all the friends he makes
A#m
His stomach aches
G#
heʼs Motherʼs Pride
A#m C#
Heʼs presentable, well looked after
F# C#
Heʼs domestically disastrous
F# G# C#
Heʼs adorable - Motherʼs Pride
C# D#m
Here he comes - Fatherʼs Pride
C# D#m
With a head filled up with devil dogs and genocide
C# D#m
Here he comes - Fatherʼs Pride
C# D#m
Heʼs showing all the kids his tickets for ringside
B F#
Heʼll always roam the yard looking for a fight
B F#
Heʼll pick on all the kids whoʼre twice his height
B D#m C#
Heʼs the reason dinner ladies toss and turn at night
D#m C#
Teacherʼs Blight - Fatherʼs Pride
D#m F#
Heʼs the image of his Dad
B F#
Mickey Mouse meets Jack the Lad
B C# F#
Heʼs never sad - Fatherʼs Pride
G# A#m
G# A#m
