G Am Here he comes - Motherʼs Pride G Am With the first ever satchel she bought him swinging by his side G Am Here he comes Motherʼs Pride G Am With a headful of ʼget your laces tiedʼ and ʼwoe betideʼ F C With a yearʼs supply of sandwiches and fairy cakes F C That she provides for him to eat at dinner breaks F Am G Itʼs no suprise at all, at all the friends he makes Am His stomach aches G heʼs Motherʼs Pride Am C Heʼs presentable, well looked after F C Heʼs domestically disastrous F G C Heʼs adorable - Motherʼs Pride C Dm Here he comes - Fatherʼs Pride C Dm With a head filled up with devil dogs and genocide C Dm Here he comes - Fatherʼs Pride C Dm Heʼs showing all the kids his tickets for ringside Bb F Heʼll always roam the yard looking for a fight Bb F Heʼll pick on all the kids whoʼre twice his height Bb Dm C Heʼs the reason dinner ladies toss and turn at night Dm C Teacherʼs Blight - Fatherʼs Pride Dm F Heʼs the image of his Dad Bb F Mickey Mouse meets Jack the Lad Bb C F Heʼs never sad - Fatherʼs Pride G Am G Am