F# G#m Here he comes - Motherʼs Pride F# G#m With the first ever satchel she bought him swinging by his side F# G#m Here he comes Motherʼs Pride F# G#m With a headful of ʼget your laces tiedʼ and ʼwoe betideʼ E B With a yearʼs supply of sandwiches and fairy cakes E B That she provides for him to eat at dinner breaks E G#m F# Itʼs no suprise at all, at all the friends he makes G#m His stomach aches F# heʼs Motherʼs Pride G#m B Heʼs presentable, well looked after E B Heʼs domestically disastrous E F# B Heʼs adorable - Motherʼs Pride B C#m Here he comes - Fatherʼs Pride B C#m With a head filled up with devil dogs and genocide B C#m Here he comes - Fatherʼs Pride B C#m Heʼs showing all the kids his tickets for ringside A E Heʼll always roam the yard looking for a fight A E Heʼll pick on all the kids whoʼre twice his height A C#m B Heʼs the reason dinner ladies toss and turn at night C#m B Teacherʼs Blight - Fatherʼs Pride C#m E Heʼs the image of his Dad A E Mickey Mouse meets Jack the Lad A B E Heʼs never sad - Fatherʼs Pride F# G#m F# G#m