Verse:
A#m
If you werenʼt born with it
G#
You can buy a couple ornaments
F#
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
C#
Cause pretty soon youʼll be bored of it
A#m G#
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
F#
You can always call up a professional
C#
They stick pins in you like a vegetable
Pre-Chorus:
A#m
Kids forever, kids forever
G#
Baby soft skin turns into leather
F#
Donʼt be dramatic itʼs only some plastic
C#
No one will love you if youʼre unattractive
Chorus:
A#m
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
G#
is it true that pain is beauty?
F#
Does a new face come with a warranty?
C#
Will a pretty face make it better?
A#m
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
G#
How did you afford her surgery?
F#
Do you swear youʼll stay forever
C#
Even if her face donʼt stay together
A#m G#
Even if her face donʼt stay together
Verse:
A#m
If you want a little more confidence
G#
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah itʼs common sense
F#
All you needʼs a couple more condiments
C#
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments
A#m
Itʼs such a waste
G#
When little girls grow into their mothers face
F#
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
C#
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate
Pre-Chorus:
A#m
Kids forever, kids forever
G#
Baby soft skin turns into leather
F#
Donʼt be dramatic itʼs only some plastic
C#
No one will love you if youʼre unattractive
Chorus:
A#m
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
G#
is it true that pain is beauty?
F#
Does a new face come with a warranty?
C#
Will a pretty face make it better?
A#m
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
G#
How did you afford her surgery?
F#
Do you swear youʼll stay forever
C#
Even if her face donʼt stay together
A#m
Stay forever, stay forever
G#
Even if her face donʼt stay together
F#
Stay forever, stay forever
C#
Even if her face donʼt stay together
