Verse:
Bm
If you werenʼt born with it
A
You can buy a couple ornaments
G
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
D
Cause pretty soon youʼll be bored of it
Bm A
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
G
You can always call up a professional
D
They stick pins in you like a vegetable
Pre-Chorus:
Bm
Kids forever, kids forever
A
Baby soft skin turns into leather
G
Donʼt be dramatic itʼs only some plastic
D
No one will love you if youʼre unattractive
Chorus:
Bm
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
A
is it true that pain is beauty?
G
Does a new face come with a warranty?
D
Will a pretty face make it better?
Bm
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
A
How did you afford her surgery?
G
Do you swear youʼll stay forever
D
Even if her face donʼt stay together
Bm A
Even if her face donʼt stay together
Verse:
Bm
If you want a little more confidence
A
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah itʼs common sense
G
All you needʼs a couple more condiments
D
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments
Bm
Itʼs such a waste
A
When little girls grow into their mothers face
G
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
D
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate
Pre-Chorus:
Bm
Kids forever, kids forever
A
Baby soft skin turns into leather
G
Donʼt be dramatic itʼs only some plastic
D
No one will love you if youʼre unattractive
Chorus:
Bm
Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,
A
is it true that pain is beauty?
G
Does a new face come with a warranty?
D
Will a pretty face make it better?
Bm
Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
A
How did you afford her surgery?
G
Do you swear youʼll stay forever
D
Even if her face donʼt stay together
Bm
Stay forever, stay forever
A
Even if her face donʼt stay together
G
Stay forever, stay forever
D
Even if her face donʼt stay together
