Intro: D G D A D Verse: D G D My uncle Roy is a preacher and my mama sheʼs a saint E7 A My cousin deserves a medal for the most church wine drank D G E7 I ainʼt afraid of no girlfriend meetinʼ my sweet dad D A D But my sister could kick your ass Chorus: G D My sister could kick your ass Bm D A Square you up and put you flat on your back D So donʼt you mess with her little brother G E7 Unless you want your jaw jacked D A D G D A D My sister could kick your ass Verse: D G D My brother ainʼt never backed down from no fight E7 A Iʼve seen him take down men damn near twice his size D G E7 But after two or three long necks and a little sniff of Jack D A D My sister could kick your ass Chorus: G D Well, my sister could kick your ass Bm D A Square you up and put you flat on your back D So donʼt you mess with her little brother G E7 Unless you want your jaw jacked D A D My sister could kick your ass D Here she comes G D Bm A D C G E7 D A D Bridge: G D Standing at five-two out of Southern Ohio Bm A With 96 blackout she currently holds the title D For to say that shit come out of my face G E7 Championship of her weight class D A D My sister could kick your ass Chorus: G D My sister could kick your ass Bm D A Square you up and put you flat on your back D So donʼt you mess with her little brother G E7 Unless you want your jaw jacked D A D G My sister could kick your ass D A D My sister could kick your ass
