No cell phones in rehab - MGK, ukulele chords

Published: 2025-10-29 13:30
Selection chords: Katie Paterson

 Intro: F C Am G x2
 
 Chorus:
   F           C             Am
 On the bright side, we all die,
 Am        G                         F
 one day, so Iʼm gettinʼ fucked up tonight
  F          C
 Wanna toast to the bad times,
  Am                  Em
 because the good ones are less likely
 
  F    C             Am             G
 Today I went online, apparently a lot of people donʼt like me
   F               C
 Thereʼs no cell phones in rehab
    Am                  Em
 and thatʼs where Iʼm goinʼ, so come find me
 
 Verse:
   F           C                      Am
 Okay, I got possessed and created a mess
         G                              F
 Okay, I got regrets that Iʼm tryna forget
  F                C                       Am
 Okay, Iʼm taking uppers just to evеn me out
  Am         Em                          F
 Okay, I just got a nosebleed on the couch
 
 Pre-chorus:
  F             C
 I triеd to quit it (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
  Am       G
 But I didnʼt (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
  F              C
 Thought I was finished (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
  Am          G
 Iʼm still living (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
 
 Chorus:
   F           C             Am
 On the bright side, we all die,
 Am        G                         F
 one day, so Iʼm gettinʼ fucked up tonight
  F          C
 Wanna toast to the bad times,
  Am                  Em
 because the good ones are less likely
 
  F    C             Am             G
 Today I went online, apparently a lot of people donʼt like me
   F               C
 Thereʼs no cell phones in rehab
    Am                  Em
 and thatʼs where Iʼm goinʼ, so come find me

 Verse:
    F   C                         Am
 Okay, we had sex on the hotel steps
                 G                       F
 Okay, I took a line that I drew on the desk
   F        C                                  Am
 My girl found out and kicked me out of the house
          Em                                 F
 I canʼt kick the habit, I want more of it now
 
 Pre-chorus:
   F             C
 I tried to quit it (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
  Am      G
 But I didnʼt (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
  F                C
 Thought I was finished (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
  Am          Em
 Iʼm still living (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
 
 Chorus:
   F           C             Am
 On the bright side, we all die,
 Am        G                         F
 one day, so Iʼm gettinʼ fucked up tonight
  F          C
 Wanna toast to the bad times,
  Am                  Em
 because the good ones are less likely
 
  F    C             Am             G
 Today I went online, apparently a lot of people donʼt like me
   F               C
 Thereʼs no cell phones in rehab
    Am                  Em
 and thatʼs where Iʼm goinʼ, so come find me
 
 Bridge:
 
 All my outfits are stained in red
 
 Take your pain, hurt myself instead
 
 All my outfits are stained in red
 
 Take your pain, hurt myself instead
 
 Chorus:
   F           C             Am
 On the bright side, we all die,
 Am        G                         F
 one day, so Iʼm gettinʼ fucked up tonight
  F          C
 Wanna toast to the bad times,
  Am                  Em
 because the good ones are less likely
 
  F    C             Am             G
 Today I went online, apparently a lot of people donʼt like me
   F               C
 Thereʼs no cell phones in rehab
    Am                  Em
 and thatʼs where Iʼm goinʼ, so come find me