D#mBD#mBD#mBF#D#m
Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are
BF#D#m
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are
BF#
And when your hand is on your heart
G#7
Youʼre nearly a good laugh, almost a joker
With your head down the pigbin saying keep on digging
G#m
Pig stain on your fat chin
What Do you hope to find down in the pig mine
Youʼre nearly a laugh, youʼre nearly a laugh
D#mBD#mC#D#mC#D#mC#D#mC#
But you really a cry
D#mBF#D#m
Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are
BF#D#m
You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are
BF#
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
G#7
Youʼre nearly a good laugh, almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel, youʼre hot stuff with a hat pin
G#m
And good fun with a hand gun
Youʼre nearly a laugh, youʼre nearly a laugh
D#mBD#mC#D#mC#D#mC#D#mC#
But youʼre really a cry
D#mC#D#mC#D#mC#D#mC#D#mC#D#mC#D#mC#D#mC#BABABABABABAD#mD#mBD#mBD#mBD#mBD#mBD#mBD#mBD#mBF#D#m
Hey you, Whitehouse, ha ha charade you are
BF#D#m
You house proud town mouse, ha ha charade you are
BF#
Youʼre trying to keep our feeling off the street
G#m
Youʼre nearly a real treat, all tight lips and cold feet
And Do you feel abused
You gotta stem the evil tide and keep it all on the inside
Mary, youʼre nearly a treat, Mary, youʼre nearly a treat
D#mBD#mC#D#mC#D#mC#D#mC#
But youʼre really a cry
D#mC#BC#