Verse: C G C Everyday when I get in my car G Itʼs a Honda, you know C G C I sit on down but I donʼt get too far G You wanna know why? C G ʼCuz Iʼve gotta reach down C G And scratch an itch C In an area, an area G C G Thatʼs so sensitive So I do a Chorus: C Pinch and Roll (x2) G Everybody do a C Pinch and Roll (x2) G If youʼre itchy do a C Pinch and Roll (x2) G We donʼt scratch, we do a C Pinch and Roll (x2) G Everybody do the pinch and role Verse: So if youʼve got a problem You know what to do Whether youʼre watching TV Or sniffing airplane glue Which we donʼt do Now the girls donʼt know But us guys we all know How to do a little dance We call the Pinch and Roll And we do the Chorus. Verse: Now if youʼve got a rash Or a minor glitch Stick your hands on down And give yourself a big pinch Then you roll it around Around and round it goes But after youʼre done Make sure you know where it goes Not in your nose Chorus.
