Intro: C D G A Verse: C D G A Once a year my friend puts on a red suit C D G A and hangs around with me and my wife C D Em but lately Iʼve been feeling jealous F G each time she climbs on his knee C D G A And she stands beneath the mistletoe screaming C D G A for him to stand beneath the mistletoe screaming C D Em now I canʼt help but feeling jealous F G each time she climbs on his knee F G why must she climb on his knee Chorus: C D G I saw my baby wearing Santaʼs beard C D G she kissed him once and whispered in his ear C D G I saw my baby wearing Santaʼs beard Am F I wish he would go heʼs breaking up my home C D G A Verse: She always had this twisted side to her but sheʼd never drag my name around town but lately sheʼs been humming cheating songs and I donʼt like that fat guy around no I donʼt like that fat guy around Chorus: I saw my baby wearing Santaʼs beard she kissed him once and whispered in his ear I saw my baby wearing Santaʼs beard I wish he would go heʼs breaking up my home I saw my baby wearing Santaʼs beard Thrilling (Thrilling) Christmas (Christmas) Trembling fear I saw my baby wearing Santaʼs beard I wish he would go heʼs breaking up my home Coda: C D G A