A#7 D#7 Teenage angst has paid off well Fm D#m Now Iʼm bored and old A#7 D#7 Self-appointed judges judge Fm D#m More than they have sold A#7 D#7 If she floats then she is not Fm D#m A witch like we thought A#7 D#7 A downpayment on another Fm D#m One at Salemʼs lot G# C Serve the servants, oh no (x3) G# Serve the servants C Fm F# That legendary divorce is such a bore A#7 D#7 As my bones grew, they did hurt Fm D#m They hurt really bad A#7 D#7 I tried hard to have a father Fm D#m But instead, I had a dad A#7 D#7 I just want you to know that I Fm D#m Donʼt hate you anymore A#7 D#7 There is nothing I could say Fm D#m That I havenʼt thought before G# C Serve the servants, oh no (x3) G# Serve the servants C Fm F# That legendary divorce is such a bore
