Intro: GB7EmC
Verse:
GB7
This isnʼt *** and the City.
EmC
Nobodyʼs watching me write in my room
GB7
And anyway, when I get home I take off my cool clothes
EmC
ʼCause why would I stay in those?
GB7
I Go to the bar, itʼs monumental
EmC
And if heʼs hot and seems into it, itʼs accidental
GB7Em
Whatʼs it like to be admired?
C
Hot and desired?
GB7
This isnʼt *** and the City
EmC
Nobody sees me and knows of my column
GB7
Nobody sees me at all is the problem
Em
But of course when they do
C
Theyʼre not the one that I wanted
GB7
When I Go to the bar, Iʼm a believer
EmC
So if itʼs not in the stars, then I donʼt want it either
GB7Em
I say goodbye and take the bottle
C
Iʼve never been stronger
Chorus:
GB7
Call the Uber and I
EmC
Tell him turn it up, tell him turn it up, baby
GB7
Thatʼs my song theyʼre playing
EmC
Baby turn it up, could you turn it up, maybe?
GB7
Cause Iʼm drunk and Iʼm high so Iʼm crossed
EmC
Didnʼt score any guys so Iʼm lost
GB7Em
Thatʼs all for now Mr Driver
C
Iʼm rating you 5 stars
GB7EmC
Verse:
GB7
If this was *** and the City
EmC
Iʼd get in and he would have already called me
G
But instead Iʼm in the shower
B7
Gotta feel a warm touch somehow
EmC
Now Iʼm ready to Go back out
G
And heʼs here at the bar
B7
God is he boring
EmC
I wanna wake up and make up with him in the morning
GB7Em
He calls a car to his apartment
C
I guess thereʼs a God then
GB7Em
The seat is up, the place is haunted
CG
Heʼs heating up and eating up a pizza pocket
B7Em
I wanted one, but he forgot it
C
Heʼs off his meds and heʼs an artist
Bridge:
GB7
Touching my leg, you donʼt have a headboard
EmC
Do that again, I think that I want more
GB7
If this is it, then what is it all for?
EmC
Letʼs make it quick, then Iʼm leaving out the front door
Chorus:
GB7
Call the Uber and I
EmC
Tell him turn it up, tell him turn it up, baby
GB7
Thatʼs my song theyʼre playing
EmC
Baby turn it up, could you turn it up, maybe?
GB7
Cause Iʼm drunk and Iʼm high so Iʼm crossed
EmC
Heʼs the love of my life, no, heʼs not
GB7Em
I could have guessed, Iʼm swearing by it.
CG
But I guess you never know until you Go and try it
B7Em
What itʼs like to be admired
C
Hot and desired