Intro: D A C G Verse 1: D A C G Iʼm seeing this girl and she just might be out of her mind Well sheʼs got baggage and itʼs all the emotional kind She talks about closure and that validation bit I donʼt mean to be insensitive, but I really hate that shit Chorus 1: D A Yeaaaaah, yeeaaaaaaah! C G Oh man sheʼs got issues and Iʼm gonna pay Yeaaaaah, yeeaaaaaaaah! She thinks sheʼs the victim, yeah Verse 2: D A Now I know sheʼll feel abandoned C G If I donʼt stay over late And I know sheʼs afraid to commit But itʼs only our second date Chorus 1: Chorus 2: A G I donʼt know why youʼre messed up C D I donʼt know why your whole life is a chore Just do me a favor And check your baggage at the door Verse 3: D A C G Now she talks about her ex nonstop, but I donʼt mind But when she calls out his name in bed thatʼs where I draw the line You told me a hundred times how your father left and heʼs gone But I wish you wouldnʼt call me daddy When weʼre gettinʼ it on Chorus 3: D A Yeeaaaaaaah, yeeaaaaaaah! C G Oh man sheʼs got issues and Iʼm gonna pay Yeeaaaaaaah, yeeaaaaaaah! Sheʼs playing the victim and taking it all out on me Yeeaaaaaaah, yeeaaaaaaah! My god sheʼs got issues and Iʼm (gonna pay)x6 Chorus 4: A G If you think Iʼm controlling C D Then why do you follow me around If youʼre not co-dependent Then why do you let others drag you down A G I donʼt know why youʼre messed up C D I donʼt know why your whole life is a chore Just do me a favor And check your baggage at the door