Intro: F A# Gm C F F F A# Well the walls too wet to sit on Gm F And thereʼs a curtain right over my head A# Stomp my feet waiting for a bus Gm C F But decided to walk instead F A# And the American saxophone follows me Gm C All the way from the teller F to the public house A# My fingers are always in my ears Gm C F But the reads always in the mouth Chorus: F A# And if you ever cross your heart and hope to die Gm F Voices in your head saying you must cry A# Gm C Then thereʼs more to you than meets the eye F A# But if you go about your business with a capital ʼBʼ Gm F It is sure to catch you up with a capital ʼCʼ A# Gm C And then you will be in debt with a capital ʼTʼʼAʼʼBʼ F Just step outside F A# Well we could stop for a conversation Gm C F If we could think of anything to say F A# But you know youʼve got nothing to talk about Gm C F When nothing happened yesterday F A# And if I ever committed a murder Gm C F Well I think Iʼd go about this way F A# Never mind a rope or a dagger and cloak Gm C F I could spend a week on this estate Chorus. F A# What are you doing tomorrow Gm C And the day after and the day after that F A# Iʼve some money to spend I can borrow Gm C F Iʼve become a man I admire
