E My breath smells of a thousand fags A And when Iʼm drunk I dance like me Dad F#m B Iʼve started to dress a bit like him E Early morning when I wake up A I look like Kiss but without the make up F#m B And thatʼs a good line to take it to the bridge F#m And you know and you know C#m ʼCos my lifeʼs a mess F#m B And Iʼm trying to grow so before Iʼm old Iʼll confess E F# A You think that Iʼm strong youʼre wrong B Youʼre wrong E F# A B Iʼll sing my song my song my song My bedʼs full of takeaways and fantasies Of easy lays The pause buttonʼs broke on my video And this is real ʼcos I feel fake Oprah Winfrey Rikki Lake Teach me things I donʼt need to know And you know and you know ʼCos my lifeʼs a mess And Iʼm trying to grow so before Iʼm old Iʼll confess You think that Iʼm strong youʼre wrong Youʼre wrong Iʼll sing my song my song my song D If I did it all again Iʼd be a nun A F#m The rain was never this cold when I was young Iʼm still young weʼre still young Bm Lifeʼs too short to be afraid A Step inside the sun And you know and you know ʼCos my lifeʼs a mess And Iʼm trying to grow And you know and you know ʼCos my lifeʼs a mess And Iʼm trying to grow And you know and you know ʼCos my lifeʼs a mess And Iʼm trying to grow You think that Iʼm strong youʼre wrong Youʼre wrong Iʼll sing my song my song my song You think that Iʼm strong youʼre wrong Youʼre wrong Iʼll sing my song my song my song Lifeʼs too short to be afraid So take a pill to numb the pain You donʼt have to take the blame Lifeʼs too short to be afraid So take a pill to numb the pain You donʼt have to take the blame Lifeʼs too short to be afraid So take a pill to numb the pain You donʼt have to take the blame