Eb My breath smells of a thousand fags Ab And when Iʼm drunk I dance like me Dad Fm Bb Iʼve started to dress a bit like him Eb Early morning when I wake up Ab I look like Kiss but without the make up Fm Bb And thatʼs a good line to take it to the bridge Fm And you know and you know Cm ʼCos my lifeʼs a mess Fm Bb And Iʼm trying to grow so before Iʼm old Iʼll confess Eb F Ab You think that Iʼm strong youʼre wrong Bb Youʼre wrong Eb F Ab Bb Iʼll sing my song my song my song My bedʼs full of takeaways and fantasies Of easy lays The pause buttonʼs broke on my video And this is real ʼcos I feel fake Oprah Winfrey Rikki Lake Teach me things I donʼt need to know And you know and you know ʼCos my lifeʼs a mess And Iʼm trying to grow so before Iʼm old Iʼll confess You think that Iʼm strong youʼre wrong Youʼre wrong Iʼll sing my song my song my song Db If I did it all again Iʼd be a nun Ab Fm The rain was never this cold when I was young Iʼm still young weʼre still young Bbm Lifeʼs too short to be afraid Ab Step inside the sun And you know and you know ʼCos my lifeʼs a mess And Iʼm trying to grow And you know and you know ʼCos my lifeʼs a mess And Iʼm trying to grow And you know and you know ʼCos my lifeʼs a mess And Iʼm trying to grow You think that Iʼm strong youʼre wrong Youʼre wrong Iʼll sing my song my song my song You think that Iʼm strong youʼre wrong Youʼre wrong Iʼll sing my song my song my song Lifeʼs too short to be afraid So take a pill to numb the pain You donʼt have to take the blame Lifeʼs too short to be afraid So take a pill to numb the pain You donʼt have to take the blame Lifeʼs too short to be afraid So take a pill to numb the pain You donʼt have to take the blame
