The Ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage - Tenacious D, ukulele chords

Published: 2016-10-10 15:28
Selection chords: Katie Paterson

Intro: Am C G x2

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This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage
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Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage
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And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies
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Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams

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And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno
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He bellowed and said heʼd be nothing without help from Kage
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He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms
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"Fuck him, I donʼt need no Hollywood jack anyway"

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So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble
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And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below

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Yes, the rage Kage bubbled with rage
   G
He looked at the ground
       E7
And he looked on the stage
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The lava was throwing
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And boiling inside the old Kage

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As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him
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He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door
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Heʼd make millions and then heʼd go out and heʼd make even more
millions
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Heʼd screen KGʼs calls and snort coke of the ass of a whore

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No one respected him
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They just rejected him
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No one would represent Kage
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Left on the streets of his dreams
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he would cry, and heʼd rage for the stage
Ahahaaa

Am F G E7 x4

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Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble
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They sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane
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So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all
that night through the rain
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To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain
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Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!"
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Youʼve got the technology, use the techniques of your trade
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He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!"
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Because Rage Kage and I; canʼt you see that were one and the same!
Aaaah!

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RAGE KAGE!
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OH RAGE KAGE!
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Thereʼd be magic inside that old name
         Am
And you know,
        F
yes you know
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When youʼre going completely insane

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Oh Rage Kage!
   F
Oh Rage Kage!
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Oh the lion will roar once again

         Am
And you know
        F
Yes you know
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When youʼre going completely insane

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Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
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Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
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Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
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Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
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Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
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Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage were out once again.