Intro: D# G# D# G# D# A# D# Verse: D# G# D# G# D# A# Murphy, Murphy darling dear I long for you now night and day. D# G# D# Your pain was my pleasure your sorrow my joy G# D# A# D# I fear now Iʼve lost you to health and good cheer. D# G# D# A# D# G# D# A# D# Verse: D# G# D# Darcy when I met you i was 5 years too young G# D# A# a boy beyond his age or so Iʼd tell someone. D# G# D# Anyone whoʼd listen and a few who couldnʼt care G# D# A# D# still I welcomed you with open arms my love I did share. Chorus: D# G# D# A# Darcy, Darcy, darling dear, you left me dying crying here D# G# D# A# D# In whisky, jin, and pints of beer i fell for you my darling dear. Verse: D# G# D# You shut me off then you showed me the door. G# D# A# D# But you always came crawlin back beggin me for more. D# G# D# I showed you kindness a stool and a tab. G# D# A# D# Then you poured me my pain in a dirty glass. D# A# G# A# D# Yeah you left him bloody battered penniless and poor. D# A# D# You know I often stopped to wonder how he made through my door. G# D# With my brothers new non-duplicate registry I.D. G# D# A# D# Well you bit off more than you could chew the first day you met me. Chorus. Verse: D# G# D# You werenʼt the first to court me mister you wonʼt be the last. G# D# A# G# Oh Iʼm sure I wasnʼt honey I know all about your past. D# G# D# G# Well listen to the big shot with his pager on call you spent most of those D# A# D# nights in my bathroom stall. G# D# A# D# Yeah, you got him high but you left him low. D# G# D# G# D# Mind your own business boy how was I to know that he was just a fiend and a A# D# no good cheat. G# D# A# D# Well thats all in the past bitch cause now I got it beat. Chorus. x2